GQ Names Newly Born Prince George As One Of The Least Influential People Of 2013

GQ has released their list of 25 Least Influential People Of 2013, and incredibly newly born Prince George, Obama and a few others made the list. I think they should have left Prince George out of this. It’s unimaginable.

What they said about Prince George;

For all the coverage he got, Prince George should have been a special baby. An alien baby. A baby with perpetually bleeding stigmata wounds. But no. After all that breathless anticipation, we were presented with just another stupid newborn who cries and shits and can't even decide on an eye color yet. What a disappointment to the world. Do more cool stuff, baby!

Find what they said about others below.

Obama;

He can blame Republicans in Congress all he likes and get away with it because congressional Republicans are the worst. But the fact remains that I have spent the majority of this man's presidency watching bad things happen, then hearing a thoughtful speech about how we gotta make sure the bad things never happen again, and then watching as nothing gets done. Next time there's an election, I want Nate Silver to analyze the data and tell me who to vote for so that I don't end up casting my ballot for a very eloquent hat stand.

Justin Bieber:

"When you're a just-legal megastar raising hell and being a brat, people will still give you a chance. They'll blame the money and the fame and probably your parents. But once you lose the baby fat, there are no viable excuses," GQ stated. "You are officially just a little s--t for pissing in buckets and cursing out Bill Clinton and writing the exact wrong thing in the guest book at the Anne Frank house and spitting on people and having your monkey confiscated. Also, he dresses like a blind magician.""One sign Bieber is no longer a cute pop star: He lost a PR war with the Germans, who confiscated his pet monkey."

Miley Cyrus:

"Didn't we already go through this with Madonna, and Janet Jackson, and Britney, and Xtina, and that one video in which Alanis was naked on a subway with her hair in front of her boobs and it was really awkward for everyone? Miley spent the entire year foam-finger-blasting herself, licking sledgehammers, and basically trying every inane strategy she could think of to rile up America's few remaining pearl clutchers. What's sad is that it totally worked."

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